Tweets

    pocket-sebastian:

    arkadie:

    #oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them

    Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard

    Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes

    Harry Potter and When the Fuck Did I get a Godfather?

    Harry Potter and There are Other Wizarding Schools?

    Harry Potter and Oh My God I Can See What Voldemort’s Doing

    Harry Potter and Snape Was Friends With My Mum?!

    Harry Potter and Well Fuck Snape was a Good Guy All Along and Now I Have to Die Whyyyy

    (Source: the-swedish-short-snout)

    in the year 6057
    • historian: over the last few years we have explored most parts of the prehistoric "the internet" and have come across a gathering of young adults called "tumblr".
    • historian: we discovered a large amount of "slash" which has lead us to believe that 99% of 21st century humans were homosexual. we do not yet understand how the species managed to surivive
    • historian: we also uncovered a never before seen language on "tumblr". Words and phrases such as "omg", "wat", "this shit cray" and "yolo" have been deciphered, but more complex sentences such as "dslfajsdlj no stop i can't evensldfjaldjaf" have yet to be understood

    were-friends-now-that-ive:

    thisisasickness:

    tokenniceguy:

    DISNEY LOVERS STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH THIS. OH MY GOSH. AMAZING.

    HOLY. FREAKING. OH. MY. GOSH. I DID NOT EXPECT THAT VOICE OUT OF THE GUY WHO SANG GASTON.

    AND THE CHOREOGRAPHY.

    SERIOUSLY WATCH THIS.

    WE CAN ALL DIE HAPPY NOW. THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING I’VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME. i WOULD MARRY ANY SINGLE ONE OF THESE DUDES.

    HOLY SHIT.


    Ladies, I believe that is an acceptable headcanon. Right there.


    Sherlock sees through everyone and everything in seconds. What’s incredible though is how spectacularly ignorant he is about some things.

    Advertising Threat

    steampoweredrocket:

    SCREAMING

    (Source: thehopefoolignorant)


    lieutenant-sarcasm:

    toothyhalcyon:

    Welcome to Tumblr.

    Accurate summary.